Seriously — Can Someone Explain Why I Need To Own Crypto?

I’ll start with a confession. I’m tech-savvy. I’ve been an investment manager, a banker, and over the years I’ve held both CFTC and SEC registrations. I understand markets, money, and risk. And yet — I still can’t tell you why I need to own cryptocurrency.

I’ve been late to plenty of rocket-ship investments before — or missed them entirely. Amazon, Tesla, Facebook — it’s a distinguished list of regret. But in each case, I can look back and see what I missed. Amazon was just selling book...